There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
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WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
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You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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