I want to stick my p in your. b.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
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ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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