The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Randomize
