worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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