so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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