haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
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I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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