You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Green mimosas i think yes
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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