Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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