four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
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She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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