Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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