this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
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You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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