I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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