I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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