Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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