i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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