but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
We had to coat check the pizza.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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