Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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