Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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