Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
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At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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