You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Just cropdusted the office
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
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How external is "for external use only"?
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
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