watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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