I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
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about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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