Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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