belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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