Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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