Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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