it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
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I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
There's even glitter on my cock...
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