i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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