Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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