Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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