about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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