Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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