Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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