she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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