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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
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He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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