i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
