shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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