Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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