foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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