I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i was born a porn star she said
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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