apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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