Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I just found a bag of teeth...
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
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I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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