Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
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is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
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Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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