dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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