Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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