you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I just gift wrapped bread.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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