oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
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Michael Bay diarrhea
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
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I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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