was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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