all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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