Whod you bang
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
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If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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