This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You ruined the universe
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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