I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
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Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
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Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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