let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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