white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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